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Frank Castle

Subtle Guns, And How to Use Them: The Advanced Practitioner's Guide

Created on 2004-11-08 05:09:35 (#5075568), last updated 2006-04-09

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Name:THE PUNISHER - Go Frank go!
Location:New York, New York, United States
Bio
Vigilante. Widower. Purveyor of justice. Arms expert. Diplomat. Animal rights activist. Tour guide for the NYC subway system. And now: featured advice columnist on [info]sages_of_chaos.

I'm Frank Castle, sometimes known as The Punisher.

It's probably unwise to murder, facilitate same, rape, maim, hurt, abuse, molest, and create mayhem of any kind anywhere where I might hear about it. Don't piss me off. Ever.

I would also like to state at this juncture that I've decided to branch out and proffer up my experience and wisdom in the new multiverse advice column [info]sages_of_chaos, and that I donate every year to the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (let me clarify - animals of the non-human variety). That being said, here's a little info about me, that you can glean from the pic below, as well as the little blurb below that which accompanies my offerings of sagacity:


The charming and multi-talented Frank Castle (sometimes known as The Punisher) will be happy to answer questions regarding moral relativism, theology, philosophy, the concept of Natural Justice, child raising, dating, failings of the justice system, hand-to-hand combat, grief counseling, automatic weaponry, animal rights, ascetiscism, interior decor, diplomacy and etiquette. This handsome (and rather intense) widower currently resides in New York City. When not tirelessly and altruistically fighting to protect society from harm, Frank enjoys working on his Harley Davidson, practicing feng shui, t-shirt graphic design, collecting Brownings, foreign travel *cough*, and has a marked weakness for My Little Ponies. He is, we will note, an agnostic when it comes go G3 poses. Additional biographical information below:


This image © Tim Bradstreet 2004


This journal is for the purpose of role playing only (in [info]sages_of_chaos and other communities), and participation in [info]theatrical_muse. I do not claim ownership or any rights to the character. Besides, I don't think Frank would allow that. The character of Frank Castle belongs to Marvel Comics. All art herein is © Tim Bradstreet 2000-2005, whose version of Frank Castle is by far the best, as far as I'm concerned. Tim's stunning artwork of Frank Castle, Constantine, Preacher, Blade, and others can be found at Tim's website. Click, it's worth a visit.

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